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Sunday, April 27, 2025

Mr. Brightside: The Sting Operation

 Agent Holt: Alright I’m coming out of my cage and I’m doing just fine.

Agent Williams: It’s a car…….okay back to the mission Holt are you in position?

Agent Holt: Gotta-gotta be down because I want it all.

Agent Williams: Okay good stay in position tell me when you see them.

Agent Holt: It started out with a kiss how did it end like this?

Agent Williams: Forget about your ex we are on a mission.

Agent Holt: It was only a kiss it was only a ki-

Agent Williams: I GET IT HOLT

Agent Holt: Now I’m falling asleep 

Agent Williams: it’s noon and the station bought you a coffee.

Agent Holt: okay now she’s calling a cab.

Agent Williams: WHAT?!?! You never got a visual of the target I mean you never said it. You better be taking photos.

Agent Holt: Now he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag.

Agent Williams: OF WHAT!?

Agent Holt: Now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick.

Agent Williams: Okay suddenly they are inside. Ugh either your high or these people are insane.

Agent Holt: It’s all in my head but she’s touching his.

Agent Williams: Are you schizophrenic or getting friend zoned 

Agent Holt: And she’s touching his chest now he takes off her dress now.

Agent Williams: Okay your at the wrong house……..ugh your so getting written up for this.  

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