Basil Marceux: “I move my Ogre to Q31”
President R19 Boddie Yashua: *Loses the game* “Well metaphysically I won”
Don Grundmann: *Flips Board* “you lose by winning”
Jeff Boss: *loses game* *doesn’t notice* “So anyway about 9/11”
Harry Braun: *Loses Game* “You know this would be a lot better of a game if we made these out of thorium”
David Duke: “Don’t care what happens but I’m playing white”
Alan Keyes: *loses 19 games* “I’m so good at this”
Joe Schriner: *loses for a 10th time* “Ah well good game. Same time tommorow?”
Sam Sloan: *Starts game* “Uhhhhhhhhh okay so” *loses game*
John Jay Hooker: *loses game* “okay you were buying pawns”
Mike Schaefer: “Oh this is amazing” *loses game* “HAHA! WOO!”
Rocky De La Fuente: *Loses Game* “ah okay….lets try checkers”
Lyndon LaRouche: *loses game* “you snuck magnets in the board and in the pieces with your little Tongan friends who also ate my cat”
Jerome Segal: *Loses Game* “You know why do we need games for everything?”
Keith Russell Judd: *Loses Game* “Pardon?”
Augustus Sol Invictus: *Loses Game* “WHAT!?!? HOW! Ugh all that goat blood for nothing!”
Andy Martin: *Loses Game* “Okay but how do we know this was chess?”
John Taylor Bowles: *Loses Game* “I don’t even care” *starts crying* “your a Jew anyway”
Harold Stassen: *loses a 19th time* “Oh no no I can keep playing I don’t mind” *secretly this is all he lives for*
Jimmy McMillan: *loses the game* they charge two much for these things”
Zoltan Istvan: *Loses Game* “Oh that’s alright I’m better online you would be two we all would be better online”
Vermin Supreme: *Turns the board upside down and moves his bishop to the kitchen*
Peter Diamondstone: “No No No that’s not your piece in fact you don’t have any pieces neither do I we both win”
Kanye West: “This is a game? uhhh….” *Moves rook to R20 and starts playing We Are the World*
Jack Fellure: *has resigned for the last 19 games* “We need biblical standards”
John Hagelin: *Lets his time run out* *The pieces suddenly form a mandalas on their own*
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