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Thursday, August 21, 2025

History in Lyric (Pilot Episode)

Matt Hale! 

He bounced from World to World

Starting very long ago

He was strict and rough 

He never found a home 


By the new decade

He was warring with the law.

Then the mad creator died

No one was preaching race.

The seat was wide, unguarded

Anyone’s to claim!


Matt rebranded

He was a teacher 

The Creators decided 

He was a preacher!

Mad Klassen’s seat- 

He claimed. 


But the Pontificate 

Wasn’t such a lovely role. 

Matt was dreaming

He would be a racist lawyer

The bar snuffed out that flame! 


But the students 

Really loved their teacher.

The bar hated their God

So they hit the wrong spot armed!


Preacher Matt held back.

The media was creeping 

The world he did enrage. 


His rivals had a plan 

They found different creators

A separate church! 

Jewish creators!


The war began 

Only one could be the creators!

The judge came back 

She said the Jews had it first.


Preacher Matt! 

No longer a creator! 

A new name he did design. 

Preacher Matt! All he did was hate her!


Preacher Matt! 

He knew stewing in hatred

He couldn’t stop right there!

He had to get them back

They were calling him a hack!

He would leave the Judge flat!


The teacher went to one of his boys!

He quickly took the job!

Took it straight to the Cops! 

Oh Teacher Matt! 

He couldn’t get out of that.


The cops bust down the door! 

They drag the teacher away. 

They alleged a murder plot 

Hale couldn’t sweep away. 

This was trouble! 


Lawyers quickly tired of the preacher

and his endless claims. 

Matt Hale the great defeated preacher! 

Couldn’t rebrand that day! 

So Matt Hale was locked away!

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History in Lyric (Pilot Episode)

Matt Hale!  He bounced from World to World Starting very long ago He was strict and rough  He never found a home  By the new decade H...