There are many who have rather concretely proved that Elvis Presley lived but nobody has thought about how he lived. Today Bright Publishing is eager to present you the first plausible timeline of not how Elvis didn’t die but how Elvis lived.
August 16th 1977 to January 1st 1978: Presley was laying low in Northern Mississippi somewhere around Blue Mountain or Ashland as funeral services occurred and the world mourned his death.
January 1st 1978: Elvis Presley quietly contacted Colonel Tom Parker posing as an estate manager named “Franklin Russell”that Priscilla hired he asked for $500,000 for fees and management costs. Colonel Tom payed the invoice he was sent by Elvis. January 5th 1978: Elvis Presley guys a fake ID and social security number he is now Charles Hammons with a social security number like 841,146,885.
January 11th 1978: Elvis begins researching Businesses in Northern Mississippi around the Ashland area he finds three available businesses. A funeral home, a restaurant and a landscaping company.
January 12th 1978: The funeral home makes an offer way above Elvis’s budget. The restaurant has quoted him a reasonable offer and the Landscaping company has gave him the most affordable offer of the three.
January 16th 1978 Elvis is forced out of the motel he is living in and he is forced to buy an apartment downtown in Ashland for around $25,000
January 25th 1978: The Restaurant calls into question Elvis’s Social Security number and he drops them from consideration.
February 4th 1978: Elvis Presley officially buys “Green Home Landscaping” a small landscaping company worth around $78,000 for $116,000 paying extra money to offset suspicion about his paperwork.
Elvis Presley now has a net worth of around $358,000
February 5th 1978 to October 19th 1989: Elvis Presley slowly grows Green Home Landscaping into a company worth around $1,000,000 employing around 62 people and likely holding the distinction of being the largest or at least one of the largest Landscaping companies in Northern Mississippi
October 19th 1989: Juan Fernando Lopez Camacho a Mexican immigrant working for Green Home Landscaping realizes that despite his boss being about 30 pounds larger and with a longer dark colored beard his boss is Elvis Presley he becomes quite excited and goes to a local newspaper who quietly dismisses him because they say they don’t print tabloid stories but they really do not trust or care about much of anything he says as he wears dirty clothes and speaks with a Spanish accent. He tries then to send the story to a tabloid in Mexico City which actually picks up and pays him some for the story they then sell that story to another tabloid who then sells it to once again another tabloid until another tabloid buys it and kills it due to an unknown backer interested in killing the story who only went by “The Captain”.
October 19th 1989 to January 3rd 2004: Elvis Presley continues to run Green Home Landscaping as it stays at around the same value and expands to around 88 employees.
January 3rd 2004: Elvis Presley begins looking for buyers for his company Green Home Landscaping.
January 6th 2004: Two offers come in one from a large conglomerate in Alabama offering $1,170,000 and a larger family operation in Central Tennessee who offers $1,000,000
January 9th 2004: Elvis takes the offer from the family business in central Tennessee for 1,050,000
January 11th 2004: Early in the morning the 88 employees of Green Home Landscaping hold a retirement party in the headquarters of the company. There are decorations, refreshments and a very large cake reading “Happy Retirement Charles Hammons”
January 14th 2004: Elvis buys a used DecoLiner luxury camper van for $438,000
January 20th 2004: Elvis sells his apartment in Ashland for $120,000
January 21st 2004: Elvis leaves Ashland for the last time in his luxury camper van on an extended road trip.
January 21st 2004 to February 8th 2004: after a short trip to Jackson Mississippi Elvis travels to and arrives in Memphis Tennessee.
February 10th 2004: a 5’11 pudgy old man with a bushy but not long gray beard wearing a brown leather jacket large jeans a wide brimmed cowboy hat and an orange t-shirt with a small leaf on the top left of it and the words “Green Home Landscaping” underneath the leaf buys a ticket for a tour of Graceland and quietly attends it.
February 11th 2004 to November 19th 2006: Elvis visits a variety of cities in the south and north in his luxury camper van.
November 19th 2006: Elvis’s camper van rolls into Little Rock Arkansas he catches Brian Lee Howell an Elvis impersonator at Saracen Casino he walks up to him after the show “Loved it kid” he says in a smoother voice then usual Brian thanks him and the two walk away Brian does a double take. Could it be? Surely No.
November 20th 2006 to December 21st 2007: Elvis travels around another variety of northern and southern cities
December 22nd 2007: Elvis’s Camper Van rolls into Crystal City Texas where he plans to stay for 1 month and cross the border into Mexico the final leg of his 3 year 156 city journey.
January 3rd 2007: Elvis starts to have respiratory issues he checks himself into a small hospital in Laredo under the name Charles Hammons.
January 5th 2007: Charles Hammons dies of Pneumonia in Laredo Texas at the age of 72 years old.
March 11th 2007: After no relatives are found Charles Hammons is buried in Laredo Texas.
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