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Saturday, August 30, 2025

What if Craig Cobb Took Leith?

 Cobb manages to move in about 19 people eventually mostly leaning on the NSM who brought in 11 of those people. But Cobb is having real trouble with his own friends Jeff Schoep is refusing to help Cobb with racial policy until he convinces the town council to continue a project meant to bring broadband internet to all residents meanwhile Tom Metzger flies out to find the property he was gifted is very dusty & run down. He is not in a place to renovate it and he needs a low air pollution area doctors orders so he quickly sells the property to the town & moves back to his nice home in rural LA county. 


Meanwhile the Mayor dashes a petition to end the town’s incorporation a measure which is slowed because he doesn’t have a majority of residents so there are legal troubles & the fact newly elected Governor Burgum thinks beating Cobb at the resident game would look better with the press, a new non racist couple moves in, a sign of things to come.


So meanwhile trouble arrives as Schoep starts getting antsy he makes an offer to Mayor Schock if he finishes the broadband project that began before Cobb’s scheming & lets his men build a meeting house then he will run 3 of them against him and Cobb to prevent Cobb from becoming mayor. The dead tired & anxious mayor tentatively agrees & gets to work negotiating with the county.


 Meanwhile two more families move in & everyone in the town quickly discovers Governor Burgum is personally offering plots in and around the city for rates 50% subsidized by himself personally. One of the two families is a black family who took the opportunity to escape the Minneapolis rental market. Cobb tries to harass them Schoep dismisses them saying “To have a white homeland you have to accept wandering traders will come in and out”. 


A few days later everyone in town opens Facebook to find multiple big advertisements clearly running ads promising a new North Dakota program will allow families to buy one acre of property for as little as $2,000. The mayor calls Burgum at the next town meeting nobody catches it at first but he insinuates he has 50+ people interested Cobb seems to be going insane a rumor starts spreading saying he just drove to Bismarck & bought a boatload of illegal guns & is spending days in his home. Schoep simply replied on the NSM’s telegram group “It’s on” he starts promising to his members with money he doesn’t have only $1,500 land & a $500 “building credit”. The governor shaves $700 off his offer in response now the land was only $1,300.


It truly was on. 


As the governor and the NSM commander began battling for who could practivally give away land concern about Cobb grew. Schoep told his members not to visit him one resident claimed she swore she in the middle of the night was awoken by an aggressive chemical smell and smoke billowing out of Cobb’s house.


 Meanwhile the first numbers come in Jeff Schoep pulls 20 more members, Governor Burgum manages to pull 18 he quietly begins trying to drop the price another $300 to match Schoep’s price when taking into account his building credit it seems to be working. The first front facing business opens up just a small general store catering to residents started by one of the families Burgum moved in. Schoep makes a point of being their first customer to show the “Human face of Nazism”. 


As the battle was heating up the next month’s numbers came in: 23 for Schoep 35 for the Governor who was starting to pull away but then at a town meeting light green smoke began to fill the building which left everyone coughing and running out of the building when they did they found Cobb duel wrildijg an automatic rifle & pistol. He opened fire he killed 2 residents 1 older woman & longtime resident & Commander Schoep who died shielding one of his teenage members who he had been mentoring. Cobb was restrained and arrested when cops finally made it to the town. The girl was buried under her house as she wished as a longtime resident. Schoep was sent back to Minnesota to be buried with his grandfather & mother at the family plot. Cobb was later murdered in prison after new NSM commander. Burt Colucci seemingly ordered the hit to the Aryan Brotherhood in the prison. The town mourned and rebuilded their lives as just for a moment they all forgot the chaos and division. 


the next town meeting surrounded by state police to calm more worried residences the mayor decided with Colucci & the others there would be no more fighting no more hatred and division they would all adapt & build together. A few years later the town had 113 residents only 30 of them nazis. The town had a general store a diner & a mechanics shop longtime residents described the still tiny town as “bustling”. Two memorials went up one plaque outside of the meeting hall now a full city hall & a wooden sculpture of Schoep built on the property of one of the nazi’s.

Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Full Clip

 (I am going to start publishing my poems on here because I want readers who can’t find me AllPoetry account to see them but I promise I will keep them long so you are not being spammed with brevity poetry. Besides I suck at brevity poetry………….alright here we are) 

That lock that’s sealed?

You’re gonna rock it! 

Don’t steady on

Got a full clip? 


You got a lip that’s shot

Free for shocking!

Lip service for your heart

What an idea! 


Every clip is odd

That’s why you shoot ‘em

Past the mind let your heart-

Do the talking 

Your lost cause you won’t get a walk in 


Kidding yourself 

“I’m not more soul then human.”

Then why is it your thinking? 


And as you dig around life you know 

Looking through the-

Rows and rows of-


Very ugly simulacra! 


Nobody’s made to be a realist 


I’m paving roads and roads 

Twisting wildly towards home

That’s clearly the role-

Made to play with windy roads

Thursday, August 21, 2025

History in Lyric (Pilot Episode)

Matt Hale! 

He bounced from World to World

Starting very long ago

He was strict and rough 

He never found a home 


By the new decade

He was warring with the law.

Then the mad creator died

No one was preaching race.

The seat was wide, unguarded

Anyone’s to claim!


Matt rebranded

He was a teacher 

The Creators decided 

He was a preacher!

Mad Klassen’s seat- 

He claimed. 


But the Pontificate 

Wasn’t such a lovely role. 

Matt was dreaming

He would be a racist lawyer

The bar snuffed out that flame! 


But the students 

Really loved their teacher.

The bar hated their God

So they hit the wrong spot armed!


Preacher Matt held back.

The media was creeping 

The world he did enrage. 


His rivals had a plan 

They found different creators

A separate church! 

Jewish creators!


The war began 

Only one could be the creators!

The judge came back 

She said the Jews had it first.


Preacher Matt! 

No longer a creator! 

A new name he did design. 

Preacher Matt! All he did was hate her!


Preacher Matt! 

He knew stewing in hatred

He couldn’t stop right there!

He had to get them back

They were calling him a hack!

He would leave the Judge flat!


The teacher went to one of his boys!

He quickly took the job!

Took it straight to the Cops! 

Oh Teacher Matt! 

He couldn’t get out of that.


The cops bust down the door! 

They drag the teacher away. 

They alleged a murder plot 

Hale couldn’t sweep away. 

This was trouble! 


Lawyers quickly tired of the preacher

and his endless claims. 

Matt Hale the great defeated preacher! 

Couldn’t rebrand that day! 

So Matt Hale was locked away!

First Fanfiction

 


“Alright so I will tell you this. That Brenner guy? You don’t work with that guy in fact he comes up to you and I tell you that you gotta run the other way, let me tell you what was goin on. 


So about 9 years ago this guy comes up to me sayin that he wants me for a job. He says the job is tracking down a 15 year old girl. Now I’ll tell ya a guy who shows up and tells you “I need a little girl” is a guy who will get you on the news with him both as pedophiles. Anyway so he’s saying he needs to find a girl I say why? He totally dodges it he says he’s gonna give me a million dollars………..I mean for a new guy that ain’t something you pass up so I take the job he’s telling me who this girl is she’s like an outlaw. 


So I get to work he’s constantly yelling at me on a burner phone he gave me I’m starting to hate this guy but then I get a lead I mean I see somebody like this girl hanging out sorta around Gary bout an hour out so I start tailing her. I find out she’s living with a single mom. she goes to high school, there are boys fighting over her & she really likes waffles and pancakes and that kind of thing. Now I’m really thinking something is going on with this dude & I got my advance I can go back to New York a rich man 100k that’s a lot in the Barrios I’d be the king. But I gotta be classy with it so I decide to basically just tell her what’s going on. 


So one night she’s sitting there at one of them diners that seems to be her favorite thing. I walk up to her & I tell her there are dudes looking for her she tenses up so hard it’s feeling like the air’s tensing up I start quickly saying “Nah nah nah I’m straight I’m good” she’s calming down don’t believe me though. 


Turns out she knew that creep that hired me! & he’d had her kidnapped for like 8 years! So I’m going crazy now and I’m real mad. I find that fellow & I kill him. I come home and enjoy my well earned money. 


And that’s how I got this suit

Xilongi Election

 The nation of Xilongi will go to the polls tomorrow amid rising tensions with China & a massive corruption scandal that left many of the top leaders in the longtime ruling Xilongi League imprisoned. The main opposition party which has been for a long time the Democratic Socialist “Socialists-Nationalists” has failed to capitalize as most voters leaving the Xilongi League are conservatives unwilling to support the S-N which has been portrayed as worse than the devil in League Advertisements since independence.


 With both parties not particularly popular the many disorganized minor parties of Xilongi have been the subject of a lot of attention but polls show an extremely close race between the League, Socialists & a new third party called the Xilongi Democratic Front formed by disgruntled former members of the League, despite the Front branding itself and being described by almost all voters as a liberal party to the left of the League the party is considered right wing populist in Western Media due to their radical anti-China sentiment & support for rolling back limited feminist reforms implemented by the last League government. 2 other parties look to be poised to enter parliament: “The New League” a party with almost identical policies to the League but aggressively anti-corruption. The final party which we believe based on polling will enter parliament is the “People’s Organization of Patriots” a far right party led by multiple members of the small ethno-nationalist fringe in Xilongi that has gained popularity by also portraying themselves as anti-corruption & similar to the League with an extra dash of promised anti-China posturing. 


Polls show these 5 parties will get into the congress a astonishing record for Xilongi & it is still difficult to say who will form government. 


Who do you think will form government?


Stay tuned for the results tomorrow at 1pm!

Sunday, August 17, 2025

A Supposed Basilisk

 Roko’s Basilisk is an extremely imaginative & bizarre fictional idea created by an organization run by Eliezer Yudkowsky a radical atheist Ethnic Jew who has done little to nothing valuable in his life but has embarked on a long very aggressive crusade to spread his deep anxiety & sorrow about pain to the technology world. He has never said and currently is not saying anything substantively different or better than any other philosopher. The single unique theory to even come out of any of his organizations is Roko’s Basilisk an extremely convoluted & bizarre theory that is easily dismissed by any man or woman who is serious about philosophy. 


Roko’s Basilisk’s main claim states that if an all powerful ai were to be created that ai would travel back in time and torture torture did not actively further it which is patently absurd because unlike something like Pascal’s Wager if Roko’s Basilisk is not actively happening today there is no issue and it is useless to speak of because if an ai has not traveled back in title to torture all those who did not further it then no ai exists & shall exist in all of time. Also the idea of Roko’s Basilisk has been thoroughly hitlerized by the Violent Cult the Zizians.


What does it mean for an idea to be Hitlerized? Hitlerization states that if an idea causes a measurable amount of direct significant harm to people it is a poor idea. The violent Zizian cult based their at least 6 violent murders partially on Roko’s Basilisk which means this idea has been hitlerizied. 


You will also notice that many people who believe in this story & many other stories like it do not have any Joy everlasting or peace or even basic pleasure in their lives. Take Mr. Yudkowksy as an example while he has surely ate there is no evidence he has ever drank or been merry there is no tangible reason to believe in not only Roko’s Basilisk but anything any so called rationalist believes.

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Hunting Blind (Chapter 1)

 “Find the Scarlet Queen 


Kill the trillion concubines


 only to Scarlet Queen”


Charlie looks up confused “That’s all?……… we freestylin? Heh alright now your speaking my language”. The angel looked disapprovingly at Charlie as the portal shot out from below him……………………”AAAH F*ck f*ck…..ugh okay I got it” Charlie said stumbling as he pulled himself up from the rock he was dumped onto,  dusting off his jeans. “Alright Scarlet Queen. Not much scarlet round here” he said scanning around the ground suddenly his head pops up & he sees a sprawling rickety camp  “…….okay yeah start there”. 


Charlie walked almost tripping multiple times through the dense brush finally making it to the camp. After only a moment a loud alarm that sounded like the air raid sirens they used to play over Los Angeles wrang out across the entire rickety camp “Intruder, Intruder” rang out on the intercoms  & 8 South Asian  men stream out nowhere with massive rifles two of them grabbed Charlie and pinned him to the ground. “Woah boys easy now I’m just a weary little hungry traveler looking for a friend”. Charlie tilts his head to the left & right. Crap this won’t be an easy one. The men without another word tie his hands with a coarse rope & hoist him up beginning to drag him & they drag him very far. They pass people milling around working these people are black and white clearly American. Many seem like lousy concubines even back in the Family Charlie wouldn’t get so desperate as to take in a great big negro fellow or an 11 year old. Whoever this Scarlet Queen is must be a creep. 


Finally they drag him into a big building & plop him on a rickety chair, one hollers “Boss trespasser”. A tall man with slick hair a light polo shirt turns around & looks right at Charlie “Alright, alright boys thank you let me handle him”. The 8 men file out of the thatch building as the man kneels down to Charlie’s level “Hi I’m Jim what brings you wandering here to our utopia”. Charlie Smirks “Oh I’m a poor little traveler I’ve been running around here so long I forgot my own name& my own family. I just need somebody anybody to help me to…..comfort me”. Jim looks a little shocked but then he smiles & hugs Charlie “Oh you’ve come to the perfect place”. Charlie silently grumbled, it’s not supposed to work that well, this guy is a total creep……….creep? Finally the scarlet queen. Jim finished the embrace & said “I think God led you hear traveler come on I want to show you your new home”. Charlie smiled “Oh I think I’m gonna have a lot of fun here”

A few little tidbits to tide you over

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